1. Troll Riding A Raptor

Deep in the marsh it is where they hide
Glorious warrior looking for a ride
Then they strike from the side
Clever girl! Clever girl!

A punch to the face, she's knocked on the place
With his rising fist, he's a bearer of hate
In their gaze entwined

Time to intimidate
Pay whores and procreacte
Buy a beer, get a sword
Get the fuck out of my way!

If you allow
You follow
We'll raid this town and rule the world
Now pick up your gun

Troll riding a raptor
With a two-handed sword
Troll riding a raptor
With two busty whores
Troll riding a raptor
With two machine-guns
Don't give a fuck the carnage must go on

Troll riding a raptor
With a two-handed sword
Troll riding a raptor
With two busty whores
Troll riding a raptor
With two machine-guns
Raiding for rum we're always on the run

We've all heard tales across the land of a troll...
Riding a raptor!
All beware, he dosen't fucking care, he will yell and...
Drink forever!
Ride and reign! Fuck and drink!
This is how we roll!
No remorse
Troll riding a raptor!

Ride them! Or fall...

Shivering fear until the break of dawn
Cause the warrior's heart is as black as a moonless night

2. Boobs And Bacon

Trolls wake everyday, there is no other way
Hungry and searching for a perfect body
What could I cook today? Dizzy and drunk he says
Are you kidding me look what the title song says

My frying pan's heating
While her rack is sweating

Grab those boobs, need no spell
God I'll take another slice
No need to be afraid
Fueled by bacon we can't die

Busty maids, tramps of hell
I'll take you for a ride
Smoked and cooked on the ember's red
For bacon I'll gladly die

Boobs and bacon!
Roasted on coal!
Boobs and bacon!
Flesh for you all!

Boobs and bacon!
And beer on the top!
Boobs and bacon!
Boobs and bacon!

3. Scroll Of Lightning Bolt

Bearing steel and the scalp of another man
Second one hold lightning in his hand
A hidden blade with a swift poisonous bite
No one in the land challenges their might
They travelled far from the inn to the mountain top
To kill a beast with claws bigger than a monster cock
Great wyrm gazes and whips his tail
Spells will light the night

Fire! Sweat! Blood! Chaos prevails!
In the storm of flames he flies
The wind carries along the smell of the fight

Fire! Sweat! Blood! Proteins awake!
In this red ballsack he strikes
Dragonlord in pain, eyes filled with rage

Stars align in the blackened sky
His dark wings rule the night
Summoning swarms of develish trolls
An iron hand for centuries to come

All be threatened
All be warned
You'll all bow to the crown
When time comes, you'll raise your sword
And die for our dragonlord

Legends speak of a fiery force that will rid the people's plight
With spells and steel he'll ride through the wind
And bring peace t'ill the end of time

The strenght is deep inside
And fire burns in our heart
We'll let the dice decide
For how much glittering gold

All seems lost, hope is gone
They're all in pain with broken bones
Ashes in the eyes and spells run low
They're on their way for a deadly blow

The warrior falls, the thief lays low
They've accepted their fate, they're ready to go
They close their eyes but the wizard draws...
A scroll of lightning bolt

4. Black Witch Rises

Blackening the night with terror and doom
Praying to the starless sky, severing hands, so the coven rise

Thickening fog brings dread to the fool
Under a weakening curse they fall, sworn to the flames from the hell they spawned

Midnight thrall, bear the mark
Midnight thrall, bear the mark

Feasting on blood, fear, chaos and gore.
Sharpening their tongues of wart, whispering treasons of an ancient lore

Ravaging lands, swamps sickened with woe
Kneeling to the forces of void, black one rises to their songs of war.

Plague ridden patch soil, fungus will drain the LIFE OF THEM ALL
Hear the widow's cry
Anger towards gods rages inside, a tainted mind, HATRED ARISE
Loving soul defiled

And thus she fell, embraced by the warmth of hell
Driven by sorrow and cursing at the son of god
Empty prayers turned to agonizing hexes
Light be choked, so the black witch rises

The eye of a weak, the wings of a crow
Spitting in the stew of bones, a fiendish grin to a lonesome owl

Prisoners limbs are soon to be cut
Harvesting meats of sort, let them suffer in a pile of guts

Thrills and chills to the sound of pain, none shall witness joy UNDER MY REIGN
Feeble-hearted men
The crown of thorns shall cloud the sky, the world will burn BEFORE MY EYES
May this might be mine

5. I Wish You Were Beer

While we're sailing over seas, no one's there to scream at me
No one's here to prevent me, from getting drunk and free

Fighting naked while we pee, throwing bitches in the sea
Cheering, laughing endlessly, that's a life for me.

But when I come home to breathe, you say that i reek of mead
I wish I'd be out of here... oh I wish you were beer! Hey!

Everybody get on board we will crash the shore
We're gonna rock it loud and so will scream the whores!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Scream and chug your horns!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't puke it on the floor!

Neighbours, they will hate!
While their daughters spread their legs!

6. Strength Became The Storm

In the crippling winds of the night he rides
His valiant steed through the ice
Riding fearlessly with steel in hand
On his way to slay the forces of the damned

Arcane fire
Might and power
Roaring thunder
Sword of heaven

As shadows fall, moon shinning black
Immortal rises, spectre of light
Lightning strikes through the hearts of the servants of the dark
In their skulls eternal gaze to the hand that lit the spark
Sever limbs, sever hearts, to a stronger man they fall
Praise the king, praise the warrior whose fame is eternal

He gazes at the stars
And calls holy fire
Strenght became the storm

Reigns the winds of war
And steel broke the silence
Strenght became the storm

Unleashing a spell from an ancient scroll
A demonic force, fiends of old
With blackened wings into the sky he flies
Crossing steel with the champion of light

Mighty warrior
Swords held higher
Mystic power
Hail to our brothers

In the name of those who will fall
We drink to remember them all
Raise your horns and your sword
Among the stars they will hear our call

7. Blood's Shade

Driven by your mind scars and you heart
Tearing thee viciously
Roaming among the struggles left unsolved

Bleeding night of vengeance, hate so raw
Agony, endlessly
Land soaked in anger, pain and grudge

No one can draw the runes of the whispers of the heart
No one can pull out the thorns tearing me apart

Blood's shade now wakes up a past I long forgot
Blood's shade now devours and leaves the rest to rot
...and leaves the rest to rot...

The curse of the blood's shade...

Veins filled with poison, blood so cold
Freezing me, draining me
Deeds of ancient times, past so wrong

Seeds of guilt will feed upon my soul
Withering, blackening
Ruin, mask of hindering pain for all

There is no way to escape the void
Through time and space we are caught in this constellation
There is no way to escape the claws
Eaten by fear and torment, we die

8. Dragonthorn

Oh oh oho...

Great wyrm of darkness, harbinger of pain
Fly through the mountain's side
HAIL YOUR MIGHTY WINGS, FIRE TO THE SKY
Seek an immortal soul
To man up and take a stand with the sword

From up north he came, winds whisper thy name
A magical steel made by frozen flames
FROZEN FLAMES
Imbued with the might and strenght of the wolf

Scorching hymns of fire now burning deep in our hearts
Blaze under the sky so Dragonthorn slays until the day that I die
Scorching hymns of fire now burning deep in your heart
Brother raise your horn! Evil begone!

Far across the frozen land and under the arctic sun
Steel in hand a warrior's son soon will fight the wicked one
Shards of blades and scales
Winds wipes out the dust and blood cleans the rust

Oh oh ooooh!

Steel unsheathed vibrates, arcane force emanates
Sharpened edge in the wind, magic ruled by the sin

Brothers stand on guard, HEAR MY CALL TO ARMS
We shall send this thing to hell!

To hell!

Weak ones will never face THE DARK
Strong blood runs into our veins of frost
We slay without remorse... remorse...

Winds of war and time
Paints this scenery
Brushes are wet by our blood

Haunting, toturing
A now tired king
A shadow cast by the horns

Oh oh oooooh!

Oh Dragonthorn! We await thee, holy sword!
Raise your horns to our fate unknown
To the songs, we will sing in the hall
Dragonthorn! We await thee, holy sword!